Zohran Mamdani has a mustache now. We cannot take this lightly | Dave Schilling
Nov 08, 2026
The once-bearded New York mayor has downsized his facial hair. Does it work?I’ve battled with facial hair almost my entire adult life.I started growing it early, turning me into a pubescent villain from a spaghetti western. I was told by my parents not to shave it off, lest it grow back more furio
us than before. I just had to walk around high school looking like a hungover bond trader, which did nothing for my popularity.Dave Schilling is a Los Angeles-based writer and humorist Continue reading... ...read more read less