If you had “FBI Director offers to take an alcohol screening test on the Senate floor” on your 2026 chaos bingo card, congratulations—you’re a winner. Tuesday’s hearing devolved into a high-stakes happy hour debate when FBI Director Kash Patel and Senator Chris Van Hollen (D-Md.) decided t o skip the usual pleasantries and go straight for […] Bottoms Up: Patel Challenges Van Hollen To Side-By-Side Sobriety Test After Bitter Margarita Brawl ...read more read less